1. It comes into
work early
2. It works all
night long.
3. It not only
receives faxes but sorts and analyzes them as well.
4. It expresses
extreme remorse when fax pages are received in error.
5. It offers to
compose fax transmittal pages for you.
6. It refuses to
accept faxes from people you don't like.
7. It never
complains when you spill coffee on it.
8. It links with
other fax machines in a professional development network.
9. It compares
rates among long distance providers and picks the best one.
10. It expresses
aspirations of some day being a real computer.
-
Mark Friedman
